Serious Shit

Contrary to the last post, potassium is the best source of potassium.

Well this is gay. Ill give you a year overview: TIGHT

The most important thing that happened this year was me and Tim's underground status of killer DJ's finally surfaced and we kicked it at the CCC. I put down four of my remixes to critical acclaim.... 5 people dancing. Serious Tim was as ever serious with the crowd shouting 'YOU WOT YOU WOT' begging for more. I thank Marcus for his continued support,

Anyway after laying down some serious beats we hit the local for a drink, Marcus put down his famous NWA freestyle mixing 'straight outta Compton' and 'fuck the police'. i think we may draft him in to be the vocalist in my DJ set-up. After this i thought Marcus was gay and Liam the same so we up and left found serious Tim and serious SAM and walked to the train station, some girls following. A bottle of vodka between me and Neil later and i was playing a set on the train station which then moved on to the train. This eventually led to Neil '2-stepping' naked. HARDCORE. after the free train home we tried to get in lava.. failed because we looked pre-pubescent. we met the local tramp toxic terry a hero as usual.

Then due to unforeseen circumstances which i can't remember we lost everyone and it ended up just me and Neil. We strolled to student halls, proceeded to ring every door bell and when someone stupidly answered said 'i hear you called for a DJ' from which we got many a fuck off. Apart from a polite Chinese man, as the language barrier obviously got the better of him. Neil extremely gone at this point decided to run up the stairs drop his pants and piss down them. what a cock. After looking for cameras we scarpered to McDonald's. Two wing mirrors, a national anthem and a rendition of live aid later. We where being refused service at the McDonald's drive through because we wasn't in a car. ridiculous this meant the Asian man, probably for fear of racism called for the manager and the manager was met with abuse and classic student banter generally consisting of 'your a virgin' 'your mums a slag' 'get a real job.. you 35 and work at McDonald's. All in all a classic night and one to remember i hope Christmas and new years live up to the hype.

and Will Smith's new film is amazing. nearly broke down

PEACE Xxx